He had shades on. His friend had a heavy five o’clock shadow. You put their faces together and it would create this weird checkerboard pattern, they were so white.
Shades guy had on a pair of relaxed fit jeans and a wrinkly navy blue tee. Shadow guy had an equally wrinkly pair of lime green khaki shorts with a light pink polo, collar turned up, of course. Shades guy had the six pack of Coronas while Shadow guy had the bag of Tostitos.
I’m sure they were off to a meaningful night.